It’s Not Funny, Really!

My husband has a way of entering our room when the door is closed. He doesn’t just open the door and walk in. He swings the door open and bursts in like a baboon. Last night I fell asleep watching tv in bed. I don’t know how long I had been asleep but I was out. Tim comes busting through the door saying something. (I have no idea what it was because I was asleep) I jumped out of my skin, thinking we were having an earthquake. I swear he rattled the windows. He realized I must of been asleep and starts laughing asking, “Why are you so jumpy?” “Why are you such an ass?” I asked. My heart was racing so hard, I had to get up. It took 10 minutes for my heart rate to slow back down to normal. I think I’m ok now, except for this little twitch.

~ by aprilwine on April 8, 2008.

5 Responses to “It’s Not Funny, Really!”

  1. I hear the twitch goes away with time:-)

    Paybacks are hell.

  2. Mine use to do the same thing. I guess one to many ass chewings ended it.

  3. It would have been funny if he KNEW you were asleep.

    Like the Admiral said, payback time.

  4. I have no doubt that you can come up with an appropriately devious response. Maybe tell him you have a bottle of indelible ink and you know where he sleeps….just sayin’, s’all.

  5. Yeah, I’m definitely thinking up a good payback!

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